The Reactionaries Speak

Seeing how today I got the good news that Chris Dodd is retiring, along with Byron Dorgan, your crusty curmudgeon is feeling kind of good about 2010.  So I decided to throw a few resolutions together that may make a difference for me, and maybe you and America as well.

So, for 2010 I resolve to:

1. To become more involved in local politics. Here in my neck of the woods, we have a chance to unseat our local state rep. I will be checking in with the local GOP to see if I can be of some help. While I don’t have a lot of faith that we will be replacing Al “The Clown” Franken by recall or Amy “hey, my dad was a crappy writer for the Sickle and Star daily paper” Klobachar for acts of treason against the taxpayers of Minnesota any time soon. I will support any actions that can be taken against them for the breaking of their vows to uphold and protect the Constitution. That’s goes double for Keith “hey someone pay my way to the Haj” Ellison.

2. To keep all my shots inside of the 5 ring. ‘Nuff said.

3. To continue to be a pain in the ass to all the liberals I know, by pointing out where their thinking flies in the face of logic, and to offer them a way out of their self-imposed hell of knee-jerk reaction, if they want it.

4. To be of service to my fellows. I ain’t saying what I do, or who I do it for, but know that if you see a friend, relative or stranger who needs a hand, don’t be afraid to step up.

5. To be grateful that I live in the greatest nation on Earth, and to facilitate those who want to help us return to the values that made us great.

6. To let my girlie know that my life would be surely less without her in it.

7. To keep working on my house, even though I could think of a million things I would rather do.

8. To save some dough, and cut back on being such a new-tech-I-gotta-have-it now guy. Even though I reeeeeealy need that shiny new quad core processor, motherboard, USB 3.0 and 4 more gigs of RAM.

9. To get the Sportster back up and running after the redesign that is percolating in my head right now. And finish the Shovelhead taking up space in my too small garage.

10. And last but certainly not least, to drop some pounds, and I ain’t talking about divesting myself of English currency.

What are you gonna do?

Props to Mn GOP!!!!